Bad Geminisc
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TA-DA!!!!
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They were in the bargain rack for $29 each. Reduced from $69.95.
What? Sorry did you say something? Yes, I know I just recently bought some shoes. What? No, I will never have enough shoes. Yeah, so I only have two feet, your point is? Look, different outfits require different shoes ok?
And I have LOADS of pink tops and skirts. They'll match!!!! What? Oh yeah, don't worry that the green pair are slightly small. I also bought.. some SHOE SPRAY! It's designed to stretch your shoes. So guess what this means? I'm gonna be buying lots of shoes - that don't necessarily have to fit anymore! Because I can stretch them with my SHOE SPRAY!
What do you mean that's silly? Huh? I should only buy shoes that fit in the first place? *scoffs* But these are SO PRETTY.
Hrrm? Yes, I know the green ones are Size 5, and the Pink ones are Size 7. I'm a size 6-7 depending on the brand, ok? So the green ones - after I put the stretchy stuff on, should stretch out to my size 6. And anyway, I've never worn shoes with elastic before. I need to know if they are 'me' or not. And they're so cute from the side! And they're shiny! And dark green! And I love being a bit different - although I admit, I'd love for these silk/satin pink ones to be black or dark grey. But they sold out already =(
The pink ones - the smaller size hurt too much at the front. So the sales lady suggested I go up one size and then put in these rubbery ball of feet thingies, so my foot won't slide too much, and the shoe will fit.
How much did you say? They cost $10 each. I know I could probably have gotten the foot slider things cheaper at priceline, but I'd tested these ones out, and I knew they would work...
And well, I've never seen the shoe spray anywhere else. Huh? What do you mean maybe I've never looked? How would you know?? You stalk me or something?
Hrmpf.
Look, so I spent a bit more than I was supposed to, and I haven't even paid my bills yet, and I'm going to be flat broke again. But my, aren't my feet/shoes pretty???
*clicks heels together*
Comments
yay! more shopping! =x
everyone (esp girls) need different outfits and different accessories for different occasions righttttttttttt!
this shoe spray sounds like a wonder! how does it work?
basically it makes the shoe larger. i meant to do it last night, but was invited to dinner at the in-laws, which led to some drinking, which led to me being taken out like a light (i don't need much alcohol to have a good time) at 9.30.
i'll let you know how it goes after i get a chance to try the shoe spray out
Girl, you are nuts!! LOL. *ehem ehem* I'm a size 5 just in case those green ones really don't fit you. *winks*
I just got myself some cute black peep toes! I really like ballet flat, but some of them are too rounded at the front, omg, my poor toes are squashed!! Now what's this shoe spray thing???? AHhhh....sounds like some magic product! I've tried sooooo many shoes that just don't seem to fit! Arrrrr.